What Is It?

I like SJP. I like her style, her hair, even her horse face. I like just about everything she wears, unless it happens to be Bitten. (Thank god for the death of Steve & Barry.) This is a woman who hasn't made a bad fashion choice on the red carpet since 2002 (and no one is responsible for anything they wore before then).

What I don't like is whatever she is wearing on the cover of December's Elle magazine.


I was standing in line at Whole Foods while buying my organic, overpriced, pre-made brown rice sushi and I swear I almost lost my appetite. Why would they put such a gorgeous woman who is so renowned for her unique yet flawless sense of style in this? What is this? Is it a jumpsuit? Is it a tank-top? Is that belt? Is that a buckle, or a button?

WHY IS IT NUDE AND BLUSH?

And why would you use that when you have this in the can (or the memory card)??