Khaki Kills

So I haven't been to Gap to see the Vena Cava and Alex Wang collaborations. What can I say, khaki is not a huge draw for me. But you don't have to go to Gap to see Vena Cava's printed khaki dress, because since it launched, it is everywhere on the streets of New York. And I hate to say it, but I have to say it: Ladies, unless you are six feet tall and willowy and have a fabulous pair of gladiators heels, this is not a cute dress. It is boxy and, remember, it's khaki. Khaki is not cute. Not even on safari, unless of course, you are six feet tall and look particularly fabulous in something that is intrinsically beige.